We’re headed to Times Square!  It’s a mere 7.5 miles from here but a cab costs $60.  Wonderful!  We’ve got other plans to get there but we’ll see how that works out.  Bye for now and Happy New Year!

Here they are!

Philadelphia

Here they are.  I’m sure I’m missing some good ones but here’s a start.

Detroit

Driving through Canada

Niagara Falls

Driving to Philadelphia 

John and Jenna

Time to unpack and rest.  We’ll update later!

·    Sleep in until noon.
·    At 12:15 finally get Jenna out of bed.
·    Shower, get dressed, etc, and head out for the day!
·    Take more pictures of the falls during the day.
·    Stop to get a snack at Table Rock.  Pizza Pizza, not to be confused with Little Caesers (which they also have here in Canada), is supposedly Ontario’s best pizza.  Though this claim can not be validated since this is the ONLY pizza we’ve ever had from Ontario, it was quite delicious.
·    Jenna hear’s her first “eh” while waiting in line for pizza.  She is excited beyond all belief.
·    Get in line for Journey Behind the falls.  Wait in line.  Pay for tickets.  And then this…
Ticket Seller:  Enjoy the falls!
John:  You too!
·    Jenna promptly points out what I just said and promises to make sure it’s well documented.
·    We take our “homecoming” photo in front of a green screen before getting on an elevator to take us down into falls.
·    Take a look through two portals located directly behind the falls.  Not much to see, just falling water through a large hole.
·    Final stop before ascending to the surface is the upper observation just a few meters away from the side of the falls.  It made for some sweet photos.
·    Spend the next several hours walking down the river towards Rainbow bridge.  Several souvenir shops, the Hershey’s store, some actual souvenir shopping, and a whole lot of walking around some of the shadier tourist areas finally led us to Hooters.
·    Sitting behind us were too very regular Canadian’s.  Jenna had the privilege of eavesdropping on their extremely Canadian accents.  More authentic “ehs” could be heard.  Our trip could have ended right there and she would have been happy.
·    A stop at the hotel to get off our feet and to drop off our purchases was much in need.
·    To wrap up the evening we decided on some Applebee’s desert.  Jenna ordered the apple chimicheesecake and I ordered the Holiday Bread Pudding.  Both were as delicious as they could ever be.  Oh, did I mention Jenna ordered a Long Island Iced Tea?  She was after all only legal for 12 more hours.
·    A quick stop back at the 24 hour souvenir shop and Jenna had herself a nice Canadian Hoody.
·    Before heading home and retiring for the evening we had one more stop.  The Fallsview Casino and Resort!  Not having any idea what we were supposed to do we walked around the casino for a few minutes before cashing in our $5 USD bills for some Loonies.  Now we had to figure out what do with the slot machines.  Eventually we sat down at some nickel slots complete with handles and had at it.  Long story short Jenna and I lost our $5.  BUT we did walk out with some sweet change cups!  Thanks to the nice gentleman cleaning the casino who was nice enough to ask if we could indeed walk out with them.

·    We decide to take the Yahoo! directions instead of the exits pointing to Niagara Falls.  At this point we don’t actually know where the hotel is and we’re just driving around the town of Niagara Falls.  Eventually the road we’re on heads past all of the hotels and falls.  Continuing on is useless as it merely follows the river towards the power plant with no turn towards the hotel district in sight.  We turn around and head back finally making it to the hotel.
·    Upon checking in we find out parking is $20 a day.  Also, I have no idea where the valet took my car!  I become slightly worried.
·    After checking in and taking a brief, much needed nap, we head down to the river to view the lights on the falls and the Festival of Lights.  We are surprised with a fantastic fireworks show on our way down to the river and watch with our nice hot
Starbucks hot chocolate in hand.
·    Many pictures of the American Falls and Horseshoe Falls are taken and we enjoy the light display set up as part of the Festival of Lights.
·    We make the trek back up Murray street.  This is literally like hiking up the side of a small mountain.  At the summit we find a 24 hour souvenir shop and take a look around.
·    Our hunger has now finally caught up with us and we decided to have our first real meal at the Applebee’s.  It’s very important to note that the apostrophe in Applebee’s was a genuine Canadian maple leaf!  Canada is also still enjoying the Apple Chimicheesecake that Applebee’s has long deprived the United States of.  Oh, and Jenna orders a chocolate martini!  That’s right, you can drink, smoke, and gamble your money away at 19 here.
·    We retire to our hotel for the evening.

Officially the longest I have EVER driven in one day. Atlanta and Daytona don’t really count because I was able to kick up my feet and take a nice nap while someone else drove. Jenna was nice enough to stay awake the entire time! Here’s a quick recap, bullet style.

· McDonalds on Harlem: breakfast of champions!
· No “Welcome to Indiana” sign on 80/94. Hello to you too Indiana!
· Indiana, home of “adult” stores and fireworks. Krazy Kaplans buy one get one free!
· Jenna fumbles with the camera as we enter Michigan. No “Welcome to Michigan” photos.
· Michigan, second home of “adult” stores and fireworks. X – It here for books, movies, and arcade!
· Stop in Jackson, MI at rest stop. There’s a reason all the other rest stops are under construction.
· Gas stop near Ann Arbor, MI. Hot dogs and Bawls. Sugar free Bawls for Jenna!
· Detroit, MI. Home of every company’s automotive division and more bridges than we could count.
· Saw the skyline for about 5 seconds when 94 permitted.
· Final stretch to Canada!
· Blue Highway Bridge to Canada: $1.50 USD.
· Show the nice man my passport and drivers license. I will be visiting Niagara Falls for 2-3 days and I’m not currently transporting tobacco or alcohol. Canada let’s us in!
· Decide to follow gentleman from Michigan, seems to know what he’s doing.
· Change car from US to metric. Now doing 115 km/h in a 100 km/h zone. Keeping up with Americans, passing the Canadians.
· Realize that all measures of distance and temperature in the cars computer have been converted. My car has been driven 47,000km, our trip has been 700 or so km, the outside temp is 2, the inside temp is 22. I’ll spare you the rest of the measurements.
· Find amusement that highway markers are little crowns.
· Finally get passed by a Canadian.
· Road is smooth, straight, and cuts through farmland. Much like Illinois’ 39.
· Tim Horton’s are at every major exit. Decide to stop for some donuts and a much needed bathroom break.
· Our first interaction in Canada goes smoothly. The Tim Hortons does not accept credit cards but graciously accepts my $20 USD bill instead. No stereotypical Canadian accents here.
· Brentford, Ontario, “The Telephone City”
· The sun has set as we enter the Niagara Escapement. The surrounding town is lit up with lights and traffic. And on the shores giant flames shoot out from stacks from what we could only assume was an oil refinery. A sight to see as we passed through the town.
· More driving on QEW towards Niagara Falls.

We haven’t left yet so there’s really nothing to see here yet. Once we do, then hopefully they’ll be plenty of updates and pictures and stories and who knows what else. Until then there are a few links to your right.  Find out where we are and what we could be up to.  Enjoy!

John