Ok, many many things have happened since school let out and none of them are here. That’s kind of depressing. I guess I’ll sprinkle in the important stuff eventually. Anyway, here’s a funny little story.
So my mom and I were sitting in the living room just chatting and one of our cats happened to be sitting on the couch cleaning himself. Well, I always wondered what it was like to have to lick yourself clean so I decided to help him a little. I proceeded to lick the top of his nose and head. He really didn’t like that at all. This prompted me to tell my friends the following in multiple IM conversations:
“my kitty was cleaning himself…i decided i would help…so i licked the top of his nose and head…needless to say he wasnt very appreciative”
This prompted the following reactions:
The Charity
charity: lol
charity: and what did your tongue think of that?
charity: and i dont’ think i’d mention that to michelle 
charity: she might not want to give you a welcome back kiss….
me: lol..it wasnt bad, lol
me: she would shake her head…i ate fish food in front of her…she made me brush my teeth first
She didn’t doubt me a bit!
The Bill
bill: hehe…
bill: ew.
bill: do you have hair in your mouth now?
me: nah
No doubts here either, I’m seeing a trend!
The Karen
me: my kitty was cleaning himself…i decided i would help…so i licked the top of his nose and head…needless to say he wasnt very appreciative
karen: that’s disgusting
karen: how bout something true?
me: that is true!
me: you can ask my mother…she was right there, lol
karen: omg
karen: omg
karen: i can’t believe it
karen: no way
I’m sensing a little doubt. That’s her nature though, she’ll come around!
The Neil
neil: …you’ve been profiled.
neil: …john
neil: i just don’t know what to say sometimes
me: lol
neil: not many people can put me at a loss for any words like you
At a loss for words, and yet still no doubt there either!
The Neil and The Karen (Neil sets her straight!)
karen: do u actually believe keippel about his cat?
neil: absolutely. not a doubt in my mind
karen: did he tell u to tell me that?
karen: lol
karen: jk
neil: lol nope
karen: grr
karen: i don’t believe him
karen: yeah i think he made it up to top my cop story
neil: Karen..you must not know john very well
neil: he’s a “special” guy
neil: with special thoughts
karen: LOL
karen: lol
neil:there is nothing wrong with these thoughts
neil: but the vary…greatly….from a normal human
karen: i guess
karen: he did once eat fish food
neil: if you were to pick someone who might possibly be an alien, i’d start with john
neil: to put it that way
neil: lol
karen: lol
karen: ok
karen: fine
Ahhh, true friends! That’s all I got for now!
John